And the stock price rose with dividends secured it made the executives gleeful with visions of bonuses dancing in their heads, so much money, oh boy, oh wow, it’s great to be such a t–d.
Then outside there arose such a clatter so they threw open sash to see what was the matter, it’s those those company peasants again Randall and Stanky said with sooo much laughter
Now dash away, dash away all to the security of our communities with company airplanes, cars, armed security and nice big walls. It’s time to write our woke emails and show them, we too have big balls
As the thousands of company peasants left hungry, destitute and jobless out of sight, they could hear Stanky say, don’t worry tomorrow is just another transformative day and AT&T is doing great, it’s diversified and WOKE!