My dearest fellow Riverbedders-
I don’t know about all of you but I feel like I have a little Winston Churchill in me tonight. I write this to you as I fight back the tears streaming down my face while wearing my cozy riverbed thermal and favorite basketball shorts I’ve worn for the past 43 years of my illustrious run. Why the tearful reaction, you might be wondering? Well, I’m simply an emotional man; an honest, simple man who was simply trying to make a buck or two to feed my family. At first, I had the world in the palms of my hands. People treated me with RESPECT. I traveled the countryside with pride pouring in my own blood, sweat, and tears into accomplishing our mutual mission of making it to the SD-WAN Championships where we could prove ourselves against the big boys and pull off the upset that we all know wasn’t an upset all along.
We might not have always been the biggest dog in the fight but you know damn well we had the biggest fight of them all, some even say the greatest fighting spirit this world has ever seen. Well I’ll tell ya what I’ve seen lately, I’ve seen that fight slip away and I’VE HAD ENOUGH.
I’ve stayed quiet for too long and its time that someone steps up and does what’s right around these parts as its been a bygone since that statement could be made. GONE ARE THE DAYS OF CHAMPAGNE FOUNTAINS AT WORK EVENTS; GONE IS MY HIGH QUALITY RIVERBED BRANDED JACKET FOR A HOLIDAY GIFT, REPLACED WITH NOTHING MORE THAN A FEW LOTTO SCRATCHER TICKETS AND ANTIQUE AWARDS FROM DEPARTED COLLEAGUES OF THE PAST.
And now, when we’re promised an oasis of a sales kick off to celebrate our success and continued ascent into the pre season top 10 SD WAN rankings, we find out its been delayed until June… JUNE?!?! COUPLED WITH RUMORS THAT EXIST RIGHT HERE IN THIS HERE SAID BOARD, IT SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER ROUND OF LAYOFFS IS ON THE HORIZON.
WE HAVE 2 CHOICES PEOPLE, WE EITHER STAND HERE DO NOTHING AND WAIT HERE FOR THAT SAID HORIZON OR WE REINGIVORATE THE RIVERBED OF OLD AND FIGHT BACK WITH WHAT MADE US GREAT. LETS MAKE JERRY PROUD DAMMIT
CASCADE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT WE’RE PUSHING FOR THE HEAD HONCHO’S HOMECOMING. I’VE ALREADY STARTED #BRINGJERRYHOME ON ALL MAJOR SOCIAL MEDIA OUTLETS, ITS TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE’RE CAPABLE OF
NEXT WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 7TH, LETS MEET IN FRONT OF THE RIVERBED OFFICE AT HIGHNOON TO LET OUR COLLEAGUES, NEIGHBORING COMPANIES, AND THE CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO KNOW THAT ITS TIME TO BRING THE CHOSEN ONE HOME
Sincerely,
A Concerned Riverbedder