When will the March RTO data be live on Workday?
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@qd Might as well require us all to install sensors on our buttholes with a reader in the office chair so it will very precisely track how long we've been sitting in the chair each day. Are we really very far off from this? I submit that no, we are not far away from this level of ridiculousness.
@q7 As someone mentioned in a different post, the team responsible for compiling this RTO data is working VERY Hard to calculate TALENT and PERFORMANCE data ( = Time spent by an employee on Office Chair at Hub - the butt must stick to the chair exact time, not counting walking in office, cafteria time, restroom time so YES they are working HARD and spending U.S.Bank Resources to calculate accurate minute/second detail of employee TALENT and PERFORMANCE = Exact time butt sticks to chair.
Still no update on 4/6
The team responsible for compiling the RTO (Residence Time Off) data has been diligently working for 23 hours each day. Their meticulous efforts focus on analyzing the minutiae of every second and minute that U.S. Bank employees spend in the office. This comprehensive data collection is crucial for U.S. Bank's future success, revenue growth, customer retention, and innovation. Per Fun-an new strategy we are the sole financial institution that measures the adherence of our staff to sitting on office chair (time spent looking at monitor, sitting in office chiar) as the exclusive metric for evaluating the performance of our top-tier employees. Our future innovation, profits are all based on how much time employees sit in the office chair at the hub location.
It usually can be seen on the 4th of the month.