UBS and Credit Suisse merger / buyout will be expedited because of the implementation of platform-x. This will help in the seamless integration.
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Platform X allows you a 365 degree view of your customer. Who wants to see the back of their heads? A good old fashioned mirror is cheaper.
a 365 view
a truly remarkable product, that even managed to add 5 extra degrees to a complete circle ... maybe thats an additional fourth dimension (time) view
@3fbn+1lJJKFvB - You asked for definition - here you go.
It is such an amazing product, which does helps from the sales cycle till the actual delivery of services. With that product installed, you get a 365 view of your customer and your customer gets 365 view of their customers. Now your head must be spinning right!
It is interesting that most guys here don't know what it is or bash the product (if it ever exists) - but there are a bunch of poor sales guys still pedalling this dope in the market and in external facing market collateral and conferences (if at all we get invited).
This is an indication of how badly we are dysfunctional.
Define platform-x , what is it? Don’t use big marketing terms , explain what it really is ?
If it’s so great why doesn’t DXC use it on all accounts ?
Platform-x is slideware
Fake it till you make it.
i've always thought OP was the former Platform-X engineering manager or project manager, now sat at home unemployed and unemployable with nothing to do all day so just randomly putting in new posts every few weeks
There is no rises, let OP have his/her fun.
@psi+1lJJKFvB anyone who lurked long enough, or acquired several years of anonymous forum experience will recognize the sameposting or shilling.
What is platform-x in detail?
and First Republic and ... (insert name of next bank to fall over here)
OP - Was it used in the signature bank and SVB as well? 🤣🤣
Do people think the OP (Tea Paty) is a real DXC employee (HR stooge maybe), or an ex-employee prankster trying to wind people up?
If the former, they've been brainwashed, and are totally deluded.
If the latter, they've succeeded!
hege
well Platform-X and Credit Suisse do have some things in common:
- both no longer exist after spectacular failures
- both died due to poor management
- both cost investors a huge amount of wasted money due to poor planning and execution
but Credit Suisse was taken over by UBS and it cost them $3.25B (about half the market value at the time) whereas P-DXC was simply quietly ki-led as a cost saving measure
sure