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Talent profile

I went to a talent profile event and was given two separate and conflicting pieces of advice. Is talent profile going to really matter?. When they print it out it is a garbled mess, how many pages should be your limit? I’m field facing so this may be the only exposure I get.

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Post ID: @OP+1jpbf6av9

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Pound talent card.

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Post ID: @tz+1jpbf6av9

@kg no sheight.

If you are reading this and just now figuring out what kg posted you deserve to be let go.

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Post ID: @kh+1jpbf6av9

There will be so many positions eliminated in the US, the Talent Cards are a legal formality. The incumbents in positions will be the selected person unless you are marked for termination by the "cronies". Most of the people who are in eliminated positions will be given "transition jobs" until the role can be staffed and the information transitioned to the new person in another country. This way your severance will be tied to your successful transition of your job role. Your hands will be tied....
Of course, some people will just be laid off on the day you are told you did not get a job.

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Post ID: @kg+1jpbf6av9

At this point if you aren’t sure or have already been told you have a job, you probably don’t.

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Post ID: @jw+1jpbf6av9

Talent Cards will no be printed, the decision makers will huddle in a conference room in some offsite building and discuss candidates on a projection screen one by one, and In a similar way is done in regulars PDCs. Do no believe the people saying otherwise.

Evidently, you will do better if your material is competitive, well organized, succinct enough to facilitate the reviewers work, and particular enough to differentiate you from the rest of the group. Times that matter are the 3 last one of the last 6-7 years but you should no limit your jobs entries into the system if you believe they give you an edge, just remember to be brief.

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Post ID: @jr+1jpbf6av9

Is anybody auditioning for the new series, “CVX EMPLOYEES GOT TALENT”. Winner get to keep their job.

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Post ID: @ht+1jpbf6av9

why there is button to upload file(s) in job history section? is that for uploading external resume? if yes, do we still need it if we have written down the work history in the system?

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Post ID: @hg+1jpbf6av9

Let's be honest - most of these guys know all of us already - it is a very small world. The question is what the future talent do they want and do you have it? They did mention time and again including MW that they are remaking the company from the ground - a large change in culture.

That's the reason why PMP ranking is not included - thats for the old culture or game. Old rules won't apply to the new game anymore and the talent card hopefully should show a fit for the new culture

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Post ID: @f3+1jpbf6av9

Don’t waste time with this BS.
The hanger games’ selection criteria is based upon cutting as many as possible of the expensive paystubs, they don’t care about what you did last year.
Because regardless, those that stay will still be living on borrowed time, until an Indian replaces them.

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Post ID: @f0+1jpbf6av9

@ef, how do you show demonstrable outcomes in a talent profile?

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Post ID: @ez+1jpbf6av9

Seems pointless. Your boss already know what you do and whether to keep you. It’s just another scam to make you beg for your job

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Post ID: @ey+1jpbf6av9

As someone who slotted people into jobs in the last reorg and probably will this time as well, a list of soup dujour buzzwords, won't cut it with me. Concisely show me demonstrable examples of what you did that merits that attribute to your skills. Brevity is a virtue. I can smell AI a mile away.

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Post ID: @ef+1jpbf6av9

Since performance rankings are no longer calibrated to a seriatum review across all your peers, it's meaningless. Some bosses want people to feel good with awarding far too many EE's. Grade inflation. Your raise, relative to psg, relative to CO would be a far better indicator of performance . What we have now is Lake Wobegon; where all the kids are above average.

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Post ID: @ed+1jpbf6av9

Being brief and getting to the point is a talent. Assume reviewer is doing hundreds and has the attention span of a fly. Good luck, never easy.

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Post ID: @d9+1jpbf6av9

Think about it, you have a PDR that represents a multitude of people for one job. They tell you call your PDR and call the job owner….blah blah blah. There is bias and they push those they only really know that they can count on them to toe the line. I have seen this time and time again. Oh, and they give you feedback that you were so close but you weren’t the most qualified candidate even though you probably were. I wish you all luck! They aren’t even utilizing previous performance! That says it all!

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Post ID: @d8+1jpbf6av9

Every selection representative will be amazed to see that each candidate’s short and long term career plans happen to perfectly align with the roles they are applying for. Wow, mystical!

Now, let’s simplify further and just issue a memo to the selection representatives that, in the absence of a short term career plan on a talent profile, to assume that the candidates plans might just align with the jobs they’ve applied for?

This place is so cooked.

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Post ID: @d5+1jpbf6av9

In the Short Term field I’m putting 3-4 bullet points that directly reflect the positions I’m applying for. No one has time to read more than that. Think buzz words. It’s all smoke and mirrors anyway to make us feel like we have contributed to helping ourselves get a position when they already know who they want to keep.

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Post ID: @d2+1jpbf6av9

The only reason we’ve been asked to look at talent cards now is because it’s literally the only guidance management can give us, and the only thing we have control over, until May/June? Like, we can’t give you any useful information, and there’s nothing you can really do until May, so, erm, fill in this talent card that no one will read, I guess?

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Post ID: @d0+1jpbf6av9

Rep: If you cannot follow a very simple Talent card instruction, you're not not getting a job on my watch

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Post ID: @cz+1jpbf6av9

Im going to blow it off. What are they going to do? Fire me?

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Post ID: @cp+1jpbf6av9

Ah yes, talent cards. In Chevron’s eternal yet misguided attempt to build a standardized process for everything, here we are with a process that is so manifestly inadequate for its intended purpose that we are having multiple training sessions instructing people how to make use of this abomination. Essentially a three-page automatically generated CV that doesn’t necessarily do a good job of representing the candidate, isn’t necessarily readable, isn’t easily authored, and can’t be customized for different roles being applied for. Yet we worship at the shrine of the Talent Card, as a shining beacon of Chevron’s ability to take a simple concept and standardize it into oblivion.

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Post ID: @cj+1jpbf6av9

Hey OP, you might wanna check out the presentation and recording from a recent Asian Employee Network about talent cards. They included some useful tips about improving the legibility through formatting.

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Post ID: @b8+1jpbf6av9

They've only said it like 643 times lol
Do the rest of us a favor and don't fill it in

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Post ID: @aw+1jpbf6av9

@an+1jpbf6av9 No rep is going to have time to do all of that for each of their employees.

Besides, I doubt any of the reps would have any idea how to even find a PR, let alone judge the quality of it.

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Post ID: @av+1jpbf6av9

It will matter a lot - your rep will literally only have 5 minutes to represent you as they debate who will get that slot with other reps especially w the large number of candidates. That 1 1/2 pages is really the main resume to get the job and that's their main material.

If I'm the rep, aside from talking to the person, I'll probably review the details, probably call their managers, peers and people they worked for to get more intel before the big meeting.

I would probably ask for their recent work - similar to what DOGE asked for (what did you do last week). If this is for IT engineering, I'll probably check their recent repos, their PRs and even their last Agile 2 demos

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Post ID: @an+1jpbf6av9

Pro tip - you can print the talent profile and see what it will look like…

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Post ID: @ag+1jpbf6av9

There is a max # of pages allowed when it prints out. It’s something like 3 pages and only will show the last 3 roles. You can list other work history for anyone curious enough to dig in the system and look it up. Spend time on your short and long term statements those count.

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