After browsing these boards for a while, I have figured out the Organizational chart for State Farm.
Group A
Executive and upper management. These are evil geniuses who stop at nothing to destroy everything and everyone. They somehow run a Fortune 40 company and pile up business awards like crazy, but it’s only through an unsavory combination of exploitation, nepotism, alcoholism, credit card debt, and wife swapping. In reality, they are imbeciles who owe everything to group D below.
Group B
Agents. These are evil geniuses who shrewdly outfoxed the contracts written by group A above. They have bled the company dry by using 10% of its income to provide employment to more people than State Farm itself does. Nobody knows how, since they do nothing and never talk to customers, but they write millions of policies and are the face of the company to over 40 million customers. Everything they have is through an unsavory combination of exploitation, nepotism, alcoholism, credit card debt, and wife swapping. Even though they are shrewd enough to bleed the company dry, none of them are smart enough to work at a convenience store. They live in fear of a new contract and can never retire. They owe everything to group D below.
Group C
Roughly 50,000 State Farm employees. They work through trying times and changes to serve customers, in spite of groups A and B above. They pay the claims, work the catastrophes, issue the policies and take the 2 am customer calls. Most of them get raises and promotions, but only through an unsavory combination of exploitation, nepotism, alcoholism, credit card debt and wife swapping. They owe everything to group D below.
Group D
About three dozen trolls who live on the layoff.com. They somehow got hired by a century old, industry leading giant. They were sent up to home plate with a bat in their hands. They assumed they were standing there because they had hit a grand slam and carried State Farm to victory on their own, tired backs. They don’t understand why nobody is cheering and singing their praises. They really don’t understand why State Farm won’t pay for the unlimited internet they were already using to stream videos about exploitation, nepotism, alcoholism, credit card debt and wife swapping. These few heroes are, after all, the lifeblood of State Farm.