Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Cringe on LinkedIn

EM linkedin posts read like glossy fluff minus real talk, all buzzwords and self high fives while REAL questions get ghosted, because if results were REAL they would not need so many superlatives, so say something specific, show numbers, take questions, admit tradeoffs, name what faild, or keep the vibe the same high gloss, low trust, max cringe....


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Post ID: @OP+1k7fa40mj

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All these fu----s are from BTC

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Post ID: @129+1k7fa40mj

@ge
Should rebrand it to “ Cultivating Lieing, Cheating and Backstabbing Behaviors”

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Post ID: @pe+1k7fa40mj

More insulting to me was the useless 5 Quick Questions bs with the VP and President discussing “sweet or savory” (couldn’t make a decision), “favorite cuisine” (Indian, if you didn’t see that coming) and “plan or spontaneous” (plans vacations, wings it at work). That video got released around same time as all the country layoffs and the OneClick promo we spent God knows how much on. Make it make sense!

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Post ID: @nh+1k7fa40mj

Lemme go look for that sparkle. it’s around here somewhere…

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Post ID: @kn+1k7fa40mj

My favorite is “cultivating winning behaviors”

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Post ID: @ge+1k7fa40mj

@et+1k7fa40mj Definitely industry leading!

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Post ID: @ev+1k7fa40mj

This LI posts beats all other:

"So blessed to be a part of an awesome team and visionary EM leadership team! Day by day we are turning humble tasks into EPIC quests of purpose and sparkle... Proud to serve this once in a lifetime company, where excellence pirouettes daily across our unique corporate culture."

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Post ID: @et+1k7fa40mj

LI is one digital circle jurk

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Post ID: @e2+1k7fa40mj

@OP I guess you just discovered that LinkedIn is a thing? This is pretty much all people do there. It isn’t even a good job hunting tool once you have 10+ years exp.

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Post ID: @c2+1k7fa40mj

Remember Houston invented business. The high flying degreed folks no best. Profit and value is created in Houston and for those who demonstrate that.

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