Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

EXPLORATION ENDS..... LIZ RETIRES......

Liz is retiring from Chevron, and the Earth itself may need a moment to recalibrate. After 36 years of finding oil in places most people wouldn’t even vacation, she’s finally trading seismic data for actual peace and quiet. Somewhere, a basin is weeping.

Chevron’s official statement praised her “collaborative leadership” and “global impact,” which is corporate-speak for “she made miracles happen while we reorganized every six months.” Liz didn’t just lead exploration—she led the delicate art of pretending budget cuts were strategic pivots.

Her successor now inherits the impossible task of filling her boots, which are rumored to be made of titanium and sarcasm. Good luck, Kevin. May your PowerPoints be short and your dry holes even shorter.

So here’s to Liz: the geophysicist who could read rocks better than most people read emails, who survived more reorganizations than a filing cabinet, and who now gets to enjoy a life free of acronyms, alignment meetings, and the phrase “value creation.” May her retirement be rich in irony and poor in bandwidth.


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Post ID: @OP+1k72h2sb4

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I love how her LinkedIn farewell repeats that tired old trope “great things ahead in our exploration queue!” which perpetuates the mirage of a huge discovery just around the corner due to our superior technical work and leasing ingenuity.

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Post ID: @209+1k72h2sb4

I would complain about the tag #Leadership being added to this thread. LS demonstrated none. Took no risks, inspired no one, just parroted whatever SR told her to say. Only accomplishment seems to be a record number of "keynote addresses" at trade shows.

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Post ID: @pq+1k72h2sb4

I'm baffled whether OP is serious or the king/queen of parody. Without being overly critical, MARC and DEI catapulted LS into the stratosphere of Chevron management. Ten years of no discoveries whatsoever says all you need to know about her career.

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Post ID: @mk+1k72h2sb4

@g7, agreed. Tengiz will be a repeat of Indonesia and Thailand. With that much production, though, Chevron may hang on to it even with pathetic profit margins. Kinda like the Permian, eh?

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Post ID: @mj+1k72h2sb4

I expect the PSA extension for Tenghiz will fail, and the assets will revert to the government in 2032. This will cut production in CVX massively. Even with an extension, the terms that Kazakh negotiates will make Tenghiz a very low profit venture. It is a massive environmental liability with its stacks of sulphur. Plus, a major H2S leak could ki-l many people. If we cannnot operate a refinery in CA, then a H2S facility is even higher risk and higher chance of a big disaster

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Post ID: @g7+1k72h2sb4

@ef, current exploration GMs have a cumulative reserves add of zero. Most are either yes-men or diversity placements.

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Post ID: @f0+1k72h2sb4

It is a bitter pill for all the Exploration GMs to be passed over in favor of an unknown outsider who is expected to "shake up" the organization so it can perform better than bottom tier.

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Post ID: @ef+1k72h2sb4

DEI did so much to advance these white women. Thought it was a program for others?

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Post ID: @e2+1k72h2sb4

@af, Anchor and Ballymore were discovered under the old DWEP management. Sadly, all the G&G people responsible for those discoveries and their management are long gone. LS was CTC's "training coordinator" around that time, and prior to that specialized in folding maps in New Orleans and Covington.

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Post ID: @dh+1k72h2sb4

@OP Liz, is that you? Are you writing an ode to yourself?

MW

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Post ID: @cp+1k72h2sb4

Neither LS nor any of her GMs can take any credit for discovering a drop of commercial hydrocarbons. All our exploration "adds" for a decade have been acquisitions or Permian acreage we have had for a century.

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Post ID: @bj+1k72h2sb4

LS didn’t develop successors. AD is an arrogant narcissist who presided over about 8 years of dry holes in GOM. HK can’t make a decision. They fired the only person who had a discovery in the last 5 years, and AD ran off someone he perceived as a threat (GL) and got him sent to Nigeria. But TTE guy, your easiest layoff is DC and MV.

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Post ID: @b5+1k72h2sb4

She was a geologist, not a geophysicist

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Post ID: @ax+1k72h2sb4

People at her level get credit for other peoples work. ;)

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Post ID: @ak+1k72h2sb4

Honest question, what discoveries is she attributed to? I don't think she was involved in Anchor or Ballymore, but that was just 10 years ago.

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Post ID: @af+1k72h2sb4

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