Our stock price is falling relative to ExxonMobil. Whatever you are doing is not working, Wael.
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@OP show me another trick Wael!
can you tell her to put in lights that stay on and aren’t dim as he-l? or to put in some dual monitor setups? maybe go crazy and have cables required in the conference rooms? maybe get really nuts and restore the proper appliances in all of the floors in the towers? nobody thinks that was done to “conserve energy” over her team some kind of bonus.
thanks!
@ex yes it did. My wife works at WCK real estate and the process to get it removed took like 7 months and several DRBs. The Shell way, I guess
Domicile in the US or start paying penalties for domestic oil production. The UK is cooked as a nation! 14,000 high net worth individuals left the UK in 2025.
@ed didnt that get removed lmao
@bx at least a street on the WCK campus like the prior genius
@OP
Reward the results, not!
https://news.sky.com/story/shell-paves-way-for-multimillion-pound-pay-hike-for-boss-sawan-13503109
if he just sells and cuts one more time to buy back stock for one more quarter, it will totally turn things around!
he’s asking us to dig deep and remove bureaucracy and work harder for zero extra dollars! let’s all dig deep and help him do it!
How about the “Wael - Shell Centre” Building?
If you can’t leave a positive mark on the organization you lead thru good deeds and innovation, just plaster your name on a few landmarks. Hey, there’s recent precedent for doing just that. Few gold painted medallions in the Board room, even better.
Sell more assets, fire more people and move more to India.
Wanna move to NYSE? Call Blackrock and McKinsey first. See if you can leave a legacy where your name will never be forgotten!
Whatever you decide, take the golden parachute out on time!