Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

I had lunch with Ryan

We had a great discussion about his vision for the company and what’s the end goal of the CEP program is.

Long story short, we are going whole hog back into exploration. Getting back to our roots at best in class at find hydrocarbons. So if you are petrophysicist/geophysicist/geologist/land/OBO/reservoir engineer we’re safe. In fact tell your friends we’re hiring to fill out our team. We’re moving away from the lean teams we’ve been running.

Operations, pack your bags we are going to OBO all of our acreage because you are a half a decade behind the competition. Just now “discovering” water based fluids in the lateral. And completions is clutching to the dune express like Batman’s mom clutched her pearls in that alley.

Ryan’s words not mine.

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@1dn Nom Nom Nom Nom

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Post ID: @rqz+1jvbag84c

i’m sure you took the all you can eat special too

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Post ID: @1dn+1jvbag84c

@eq actually he motioned a server over and they brought me a very plush but well used kneeling pillow

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Post ID: @18j+1jvbag84c

so that’s what they call it these days. did you wear out your knee pads when you were having ryan’s lunch?

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Post ID: @eq+1jvbag84c

Did Champ, er, Ryan, slather barbecue sauce all over his ribs as he told you this?

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Post ID: @ca+1jvbag84c

Things that didn’t happen for 100, Alex

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