Another excellent Qtr, the plan is going well, the results show our excellent progress.....
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The CEO has no idea what day it is…. This one is the worst of any we have had in the last 15 years. He can’t answer basic questions from analysts… he can’t even give a coherent answer on our town halls.
Still reporting like ML2 optimism - We used to be sinking at 10%. Now we are sinking by 5%. That's a terrific accomplishment to be sinking 50% slower than we were sinking before. Great work executives, you've earned your bonuses once again.
No... That quote is from Drummer believe it or not.
I reads like chatgpt garbage, it sounds like it's a joke but no... He actually said all of that.
Current terminology for ai says "hallucinations" are when ai says things that are bs... Do we have a term when it's execs doing the same?
@ec+1jk9emgav its called sarcasm...
Who is actually talking like this?
This sounds like a pure ChatGPT prompt output.
I cannot even understand what does ot mean, what is the message, we lost another batch of experts recently because few of them got 1-2-3% increase, for the first time in 5+ years. They felt like jokers. What notable results, we are shrinking like an icecube staring at the sun.
Must be reading the results wrong if this sort of thing can be said:
"I wanted to take a moment to reflect on yesterday's DXC earnings call and share my thanks and pride in what we have achieved together so far. Our collective efforts have led to notable results, and I couldn't be more grateful for your hard work and dedication.
We have demonstrated what we are capable of...
... One of our most significant accomplishments is hitting our targets for the third quarter in a row. This achievement showcases our consistency and reliability, reinforcing the trust our stakeholders have in us. It's a testament to our hard work and focus on our customers "
It’s like a tu-d that won’t flush.
and with a market cap at $3.8B out of hours, and $3.8B of outstanding debt as per Q3 results DXC is worth precisely nothing! But don't worry several tens of millions $ will be found for the exec bonuses in a few months time ...
Yup yet another stunning quarter - revenue down another 5.1% making it 31 consecutive quarters of revenue decline since DXC was created in April 2017, and an even larger decline forecast for Q4 the next quarter.
GIS as usual led the way with 8.5% decline overall and take a bow "Modern" Workplace with a 12% decline
Share price after hours dropped nearly 4% in reaction to the results
but don't worry because the CEO said "Reflecting on my first year as CEO, I'm very confident that we are on the right path to building a business with profitable and sustainable revenue growth." which means he is obviously using GenAI to generate his speeches as there is some very serious hallucinating going on here ...