What are the rules?
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the one closest to your VPs di** gets most. it reduces as you move away
Total amount RSU awards depends on:
- How adjustable are your knee pads are (height).
- How far apart can you can spread your b_tt cheeks.
@ea Yep, made many millions!
RSU means Required to Su-k Up
who gets it
They give you a bunch knowing full well they will lay you off before they completely vest, options were so much better back in the day when Qualcomm was an awesome company to work for.
Plain and simple, directly proportional to the amount of a$$ you kiss. Want an increase, pucker up.
if you don’t know — you don’t need to know