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Maverick The AI Trojan Horse

A standardized platform across CSG first will help work out the bugs in Maverick. This will pave the way for the training of the AI replacement for financial and Logistics teams, and to some respects Support.
Any bugs will be at first blamed on the users so management will spend a month threatening those is sees as saboteurs. ISG will be next to see if it scales up to the needs of those products.
A year or so of training will give the AI enough info to become full-fledged replacement. I will be leaving the day my bonus hits my account. I have a new job lined up starting April 6.


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@d8 JC in his email already stated it is broken.. so not exactly a surprise here

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Post ID: @n4+1kfkj6fws

@dd I lived through that too.
My adult niece was working for the consultants that designed and implemented it. Needless to say we didn’t talk business at family functions.

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Post ID: @dn+1kfkj6fws

I’m wondering if this is going to be like decades ago when EMC switched from Clarify to something they called CSI. This was also a direct cutover. No swiveling because the data had been converted to an entirely new system.

Productivity dropped to zero as the bug-ridden mess came up with errors and messages no one saw in training. Not even the trainers saw it. Then there was the Red Bell From He-l, a red icon of an alarm bell that wouldn’t let you proceed but wouldn’t tell you why.
Features used daily were hidden deep within submenus. Submenus weren’t labeled. An ellipses was the only indication that there might be another menu.

Good luck to all and may God may have mercy on your souls.

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Post ID: @dd+1kfkj6fws

Half broken will be a huge improvement over most of the tools Dell has tried to force one me over the years. Our AI is 5 years away frome being useful and at least 10 years way from replacing us, and that is if the people in charge of implementing it can relocate their craniums from where the sun don't shine.

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Post ID: @d8+1kfkj6fws

lol Maverick is a joke. It won't be 100% ready by May - when JC says it HAS to be done. But will be pushed out half broken anyways. I'm extremely curious what the trailning will be because my department doesn't use any tools that are affected by Mav, so it'll be pointless training..

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Post ID: @bd+1kfkj6fws

If AI really replaces humans entirely, then Trojan is no longer malware, it’s contraception.

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Post ID: @am+1kfkj6fws

OP - you’re an optimist

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