https://x.com/TheLayoff/status/1964102000561574055
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Don't worry sweetie! I'm right here. My 7-figure severance helped pay for my designer eyeglasses, vegan foods, and my husband's transition bottom surgery. You wish I was still there at Home Office, handing out Guild scholarships and CIGNA healthcare.
Toodles!
Number 1 with a bullet! Thinking lots of pillows in the exec suite got deep bite marks in them. Seems like a lot of flushing going on, but still a lot of terds left in the bowl.
Now where did that "Toodles" poster go?
@b5 or one they didn't have to pay for like a JD Powers tummy rub award. We have subpar management, mid benefits for a large corp, but high insurance premiums. So where does the members' premiums go? EMG salaries and golden parachutes.
First #1 spot that actually makes sense in a long time.
HR karen's absolutely punching air rn
Corp comms and HR are probably screaming into their pillow right now.
we do deserve that prime spot