I am so sick and tired of the stupidity and cluelessness.
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all I’m saying is..apply some accountability and watch how projects start to meet deadlines…
ABU faked the buisness need/timing so that they can keep their jobs of doing nothing.. Oh we must do it sooner because you know there's turnarounds and things. Can't wait to see how bad they sodo--ze this implementation. You can count it will be a doozy!
Sure I’ll explain DC to you. They create project plans but then when the timeline slips they say with another $5 million in funding it will only slip by 2 years instead of 5, rinse and repeat every year. It’s the best job security in IT and they never have to actually deliver anything until 2050 I mean 2055 I mean 2060 I mean…
Someone explain DC to me. Is that close to wrapping up or what.
Non-IT platform staff were meant to serve as subject matter experts in the tech/functional process, acting as a link between the function and IT. However, most individuals in these positions weren’t top candidates in the function before taking on these roles. Many landed there during the prior layoffs as a fallback option and have since struggled to move elsewhere. In hindsight, it might have been better to fill these tech-digital roles with IT personnel and then consult functional domain tech experts in the BUs. While some excel in these positions, many feel stuck, wondering, "Why am I still here, unable to leave?" They’re relieved to have a job but didn’t envision their education or career path leading to this role, which likely impacts their performance compared to expectations.
My product owner has a diploma level education in an unrelated field, has never built a software product themselves, and completely misunderstands agile and its intent. Yet is in charge of a massive portfolio and a 20 person team of highly qualified and very technical individuals with far more insight into what the customer wants and needs than the PO will ever have. This person is PSG 24.
@cn+1jqsps3px but is that winning in any environment?
Our BU IT manager
Finance/HSE/SCM digital platforms = no business understanding + no IT knowledge. What a winning combination
The program managers in the BU…
Not sure, but I work with some exploration experts that couldn't find hydrocarbons at a petrol station.
Sounds like most of Chevron.
Would be nice if there wasn't a bunch of d-mb users out there. The level of ignorance is astounding!