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September 2

tell your RTO first day story ? Was it all you dreamed ?


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A lot of admins went on begovy or mounjaro and were looking good.

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Post ID: @111+1k46ma9j1

This week was even better then I could have imagined.
Seeing long lost co-workers who I had assumed to be bots by now.
Construction finally finishing up.
And the sodas.. Sweet, sweet free sodas. This right here offset my fuel cost for the week. And, no beetus here.

FTR - I never left, so my cube is at it was 6 years ago - monitors and all. 😁

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Post ID: @ss+1k46ma9j1

RTO has been amazing. Feel totally rejuvenated and ready to charge ahead!!

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Post ID: @f3+1k46ma9j1

Wait until September 4th after the 1 ply toilet paper starts to rub raw and bleed.

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Post ID: @ed+1k46ma9j1

Oh wow, a slower-than preaching Covid in 2025 wasn’t on my bingo card today. All more reason not to RTO. You never know when the guy in the cube next to you believes in the boogeyman

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Post ID: @d9+1k46ma9j1

@cj buncha Oregon hippies

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Post ID: @cy+1k46ma9j1

It was very loud in the office. I'm guessing that after 5 years of not being in the office, many people have lost their ability to cap their volume when speaking to each other or when on a call. I'm hoping it was just a Day 1 thing and people are excited to see colleagues they haven't seen in years. Also, I think I was about 1/3 as productive as I have been from home. I'm also hoping it's a Day 1 thing, especially with needing to setup my cube to start the day. I'm hoping that Day 2 will be quieter.

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Post ID: @ck+1k46ma9j1

Wow. Pretty sure none of you work at Intel. RA3 cafe was mad crowded at lunch. All the pay kiosks went down so everybody had to queue up in a single line to pay at the only working register. It was hilarious.
That, and the restroom traffic was insane. Sorry, no p-o p-o stories for those freaks that post here.

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Post ID: @cj+1k46ma9j1

@cd

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Post ID: @cf+1k46ma9j1

I dreamt the RTO Troll would find a more interesting topic to drone on about.

#BoringZZZZZ

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Post ID: @cd+1k46ma9j1

most importantly did anyone get to ssfck LBT and the ELT.. and Pastor Pat too.. ? Good times on the RTO , yay !

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Post ID: @cc+1k46ma9j1

@ay

haha an unskilled factory grunt thinks they can dictate terms to white collar. so adorable!

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Post ID: @by+1k46ma9j1

@ay

I won't be masking up. Consider it another form of collaboration. Feeling lucky, punk?

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Post ID: @bx+1k46ma9j1

@a7

"after" covid? holy crapballs, covid is over? Get right over to the Cleveland Clinic and put a stop to these lies

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21214-coronavirus-covid-19

"But COVID isn’t “over.” It can still make you severely ill, cause symptoms that last months or years, and be fatal."

Be sure to bring your research. Unlike this board, unsubstantiated blathering won't fly.

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Post ID: @bw+1k46ma9j1

I can't believe all you F-c&ers. Have you been living in a bubble since COVID? Ordering all your food online. It seems like based on the responses you are all just mole people. I worked in the factory all through COVID, wore my N95, even continued to fly to visit parents. Welcome back to the real 🌎. You ain't getting paid as extras any more.

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Post ID: @ay+1k46ma9j1

Are you familiar with stuck p0rn?

Well, I went to get a soda out of the vending machine and my hand got stuck. Next thing you know, my manager (of all people) has his shtoopie all the way up my schtoopie doopie. He said, "It's OK, I'm not ghey', so that made it a bit better.

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Post ID: @ax+1k46ma9j1

@am
feel the lack of culture

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Post ID: @ap+1k46ma9j1

Mmmmmmmm . . . take a deep breath and breathe in the curry-scented covidy goodness!

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Post ID: @am+1k46ma9j1

Smelly people and smelly breath. That was Day 1 RTO

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Post ID: @ak+1k46ma9j1

We get free sodas again, I love my job!

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Post ID: @ag+1k46ma9j1

New variants of Covid are spreading. Make sure you wear a mask if you don't want to get sick.

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Post ID: @af+1k46ma9j1

I have RTOd 4 years ago. After covid. Welcome to reality

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Post ID: @a7+1k46ma9j1

Well I realized I want to kick my manager in his face and 1 day I am gonna. that was my day.

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