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Q3 Dermie Lie Fest (Right?)

Please mark your calendars for the next Dermie PŌM event, which will take place on September 25th. Our esteemed CFO will be delivering remarks on various topics, including his increasing personal wealth and the effectiveness of the PŌM model in leveraging costs without relying on an experienced U.S. workforce. He will also address how we thrive together with strict RTO policy controls, seating assignment charts and the sudden non-performance of 25% of the BNY global workforce

Furthermore, he will convey his deep personal regret regarding the strategic realignment and why it means that your job and mine may no longer be needed. This should be an interesting and informative session, so I encourage everyone to attend and listen to what he has to say.


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Thugs! need I say more.

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@c1
Activists actually stopped it as the vibrations from Dermie’s model head were causing Bee die off and forcing rivers to run backwards. Neil Young also wrote a song about it—
‘Keep on Je-king in Dermie’s P-O-M world’

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What would a bobblehead of Dermie actually look like? Would the gravity from the mass of it change the tides? Cause the moon to crash into the earth?

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Post ID: @c1+1k57258q8

I thought I was the only one who despised that scheming reptile LOL. Thanks for this one! Made my Monday evening!

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Post ID: @bs+1k57258q8

FYI…
This PMO clown hall is best viewed with a 56 inch screen in panavision mode due to the Jupiter sized dimensions of Dermie’s smoldering head.

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