please send me a package.
I'm in the market for something similar to a rain dance or a chant to get this layoff to come my way.
So close.
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it's me, Margaret
@aq All I had to do was be experienced and do my job and I got a package.
Dear @OP+1jymbtn6c,
Because your request expresses a desire to leave this Glorious Company, the😇”Upstairs Group”😇forwarded the request to the🔥“Downstairs Group”🔥. We will be in touch.🔥
Sincerely,
Beelzebub A. DeVille
Downstairs Group, CEO
🔥👺🔥
All I had to do was mention the fact that T-Mobile stopped even pretending they cared about workers and customers and only cared about raising the stock up another dollar