Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

I got laid off this week

I was pretty bummed out about it.

But I think shareholders are probably happier to see me go than I am sad to have lost my job.

The total happiness in the world increased.

So, whatever.

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Post ID: @OP+1jz6j49e3

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When one door closes, another opens. Good luck & look forward~

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Post ID: @gg+1jz6j49e3

When I first read the subject line, I thought the OP was telling us he/she got laid. 🤣

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Post ID: @eg+1jz6j49e3

Now you understand that billionaires are created from the tears and sweat of discarded workers. Sad you had to learn the hard way, but hey better late than never.

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Post ID: @dd+1jz6j49e3

do you get a package?

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Post ID: @ct+1jz6j49e3

@b2 This. People sure turn into d-cks behind a keyboard.

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Post ID: @cr+1jz6j49e3

@bg Lighten up, I think they were joking. @ah, "Real Genius", right? "I passed...but I failed!"
"Well then I'm happy and sad for you."

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Post ID: @cq+1jz6j49e3

@ah the stock isn't going any where so sad should be your emotion. The stock will never pop past the value that Intel could be sold. The stock is there now.

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Post ID: @bg+1jz6j49e3

@b2 the dog eat dog mentality will take over after this round of cuts. There are clearly more layoffs and performance reductions in the future and there is little to nothing in the job market. It is a toss up, which is worse, getting cut this round or having to endure the next generation of cut throat employment.

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Post ID: @b4+1jz6j49e3

Not one post offered any condolence... on the chance that OP is troll this still shows what a toxic swamp Intel is.

Sorry you lost your job OP.

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Post ID: @b2+1jz6j49e3

Intel is a toxic stew of a failure. Finding a new job should be an inspiring relief. Or start a company that gets subsidized by state and local government and sit back and watch the government will you to success. Either way you’re better off than being at Shytzilla.

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Post ID: @ax+1jz6j49e3

@ag I'm a shareholder and a soon to be ex-employee. I am both happy and sad.

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Post ID: @ah+1jz6j49e3

@aa I am not really any happier.

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Post ID: @ag+1jz6j49e3

Ya. Whatever. Gomer

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Post ID: @ac+1jz6j49e3

Op is trolling. This is a parody of the shen comics meme where he gets his bike stolen and is a total loser about it

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Post ID: @ab+1jz6j49e3

My wife cheated on me this week.

I was pretty bummed out about it.

But I think the guy who boinked my wife was happier than I am sad.

The total happiness in the world increased.

So, whatever.

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Post ID: @aa+1jz6j49e3

Be sure to that the retirees on your way out!

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Post ID: @a9+1jz6j49e3

I was laid off this week as well. I see it as a positive. Just the relief of not having the stress of layoffs looming over my head (as we all have had for the last 2 years) is worth the price of admission. I'll miss the paycheck, sure. But my mental health improves day by day. I'm walking away with pride in what I accomplished, ignoring the fact that no amount of success makes you safe in an environment like this.

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Post ID: @a8+1jz6j49e3

I was pretty ecstatic when Intel laid me off and gave me a nice severance package.

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Post ID: @a7+1jz6j49e3

@OP I'm sorry. Even if, as some have suggested, it ends up being for the best, it's never easy to be let go from a job. Good luck. Know that you are not the only one, and it likely has very little to do with you personally.

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Post ID: @a6+1jz6j49e3

It’s like the day you broke off with a crazy manipulative abusive ex… su-ks, but boy was it the right thing to do.

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Post ID: @a5+1jz6j49e3

You will probably look back in gratitude at this day in the future

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Post ID: @a4+1jz6j49e3

What team?

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