Hi Folks its that time again, need more excuses for the Analysts, what if say we are expanding AI offices in Venezuela, Greenland, Eye rack, and Canada, or were now run by the blue flag office headquarters. I could reduce the pay raises budget so only the chosen ones get the pay and then use it for more buybacks. Help help this Qtr will be another $5 million in the bank for me amigos.
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Rawhull are you still paying Kavi for her role direct to you, whens the big day?
How about you use RamNots special sauce? And the knee pads that Derek and his UKI buddies wear around you.
Thanks gang for some of these ideas, what if i choose to open an office in Eye Ran, instead Eye Rack?
I could rename GIS to Gulf in States? A new logo perhaps? Another reorg? Employ more weaklings like Danny boy and Chris, And ive got to try and mention AI 20 times.
In fact with the $ depreciating Delbean was telling me profits in $ terms are bumper way above expectations so i will have the analyst eating out of my hands, but hey don't expect a raise, the money is for my gang, global holidays, hotels, and.....all on expenses to enjoy.
Bye bye migos
We are investing in opening an AI consulting office in Venezuela.
DXC are going to be a pre-revenue company in order to increase the valuation of the stock.
@ac+1kew22n1n your wrong you need turnover to cover overheads. In business If turnover is in year on year decline for 8 years the company is shrinking fast, something fundamental is wrong about its running, they can even get a decent book to bill, thats why the stock price is down from $100 to $15. If i was you Rowhuule i would just admit it that you guys are not good enough to ever deliver growth, the company is making $600 million a year which is very good profit, you dont give raises to employees, you just take a big cut from their pay, other costs keep going down.
That should see you through another 3 months.
It’s all about profitability. Who needs more revenue. Less revenue is better because it takes even less people to deliver, and less office space for return to office. Easy to say more money spent on new branding and conferences in Las Vegas (a.k.a. Restructuring). That new brand image will lower expense and boost stock price alone. Analysts will never ask the tough questions, only employees do.
Just do your normal where going for growth in 2027, "Were doing great declines are slowing." "Were asking our people to buy Merch to grow and raise turnover."
Im sure the Analysts wont be able to work out you guys aren't capable, and have been saying the same b4ll for the last 8 years.
As you say another few $million for you and your amigos.