Thread regarding T-Mobile layoffs

I am the Real Slim Shady

Post after post, thread after thread - I have to correct you all. We hire companies like McKinsey to cut middle management (Dir - VP). Then we "re-org" the remaining headcount (you) as we see fit and fire people managers, and a few of you who speak up too much or we just don't like. Next we go on TV and side with liberal causes to seem woke (wait that stopped, with Chaz...lol never forget that city and M's comment on the 10th or J riding the Segway into the board during his "off air") due to lawyers in DC telling us to with the new administration, so we instead team up with Starlink...but Elon went on TV yesterday saying his $800B val is too low...why because he is ripping the technology off of T-Mobile (and plans to end us with DTC). So with that Morgan drops us $20 today, but it's not over. Stock will dip to $165, test back to $180, and the down to $140...but wait there is more. We will end Prepaid in 1-2 years. Then we will back out of KC/OP slowly lifting us back to $155. But they will realize we don't really do AI, we are a Consumer group of AI, not a Business group...so our stock will test $121...remember? But that's not it...Technology continues to improve, we will cut all of TFB, and start giving away internet and iPhones for free, because we have no other moves...but this destroys our ARPA and eventually..other enter this market with real adjacent businesses and who know AI revenue (not cost), we...go down to $80...well and then we get bought out..at $120/share by Elon....

Yes I am the Real Slim Shady, I am the Satoshi Nakamoto. Want to know anything, ask me...I will reply.


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Post ID: @OP+1kc5k3at0

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Yawn.

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Post ID: @jg+1kc5k3at0

I'll bite @op. When end prepaid? It generates a ton of cash for the company. Bring Slim BACK!

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Post ID: @f4+1kc5k3at0

Sataoshi Nakamoto was a fairy tale for adults.

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Post ID: @dh+1kc5k3at0

@ad
Ha! Love it.
SpaceX IPO happens, Elon gets his war chest… sure, call me when he’s serious.
End of ’26? Could be. Could be sooner. Depends how fast he wants to shake up the world again.

HQ?
Easy.
Where the energy is high, the people are bold, and the coffee doesn’t su-k.
You know, my kind of place.

And Satoshi?
Philosophy 101:

If you’re asking who he is… you already missed the point. - Legend😆

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Post ID: @ae+1kc5k3at0

Wait.....are you John Legere, Slim? Fitchburg? Who is JF?

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Post ID: @ac+1kc5k3at0

@aa I just wanted to see Macklemore....but they fu---d it up...and my Top Chef moment....

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Post ID: @ab+1kc5k3at0

Prove it!! JL

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Post ID: @aa+1kc5k3at0

@a7 Fitchburg?

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Post ID: @a9+1kc5k3at0

Don't throw a Fitch, but this "slim" was born in the "burg"! The "real", Satoshi...yes I am..back...no "Hott" stuff.."ges" I side with US, the employees this time.

Srini is a clown, stock will go down..he is not Heath (RIP), he is a qu--f. The truth be told..this is so old, Srini is 2...2 scooby doo..them come the Fry...but it's too late, because he pre-dates..all of the stuff, all of thr fluff, he was #2.back in the blue
..who is Satoshi...it is not you. #TheRealSlim and MS..whereever you are you are the GOAT.

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Post ID: @a8+1kc5k3at0

Where were you born Slim?

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