Any chance we’ll get a new CEO for Christmas???
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Heard it here first. I'm actually sad...
Your wish came true
@e1 We’ve got enough to sink you, but are leaving peacefully — because everyone has families. We worked hard for you... protected your jobs... kept your names out... don't throw it all away now. Just pay what we're owed and wave us off.
@hf Interesting take. And the six-month restriction under the UK takeover code expires at the end of 2025. I wonder if we have made enough changes over the last six months to prevent Shell from wanting to make an offer?
A bid from Shell? They are now officially looking for M&A targets.
Good luck to everyone. I am just holding on for dear life and waiting for my severance check in a few months. Glad to be getting out of this sh$t show, too.
@a7 I’ll trade you mine.
The sense of entitlement in the comments here by some bitter b-ms is hilarious. It’s these same people who contribute the least and expect the most perks. Looosers (yes, you!).
@a7 same with me. They owe it to me.
a severance package so i can leave this sh-tshow...been around too long to consider leaving without one
either a peaceful death or recovery of the 130,000,000,000 USD in market cap the company has shed over the past 20 years.