@ad I find that there is a wide variety of f4rts to sniff and peckers to look at. So no. But if you want to come back to the office, I'll sniff your farts for you, if you want. I'll even rate your buttstink out of 10.
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Maybe this is just a type of of Musical Chairs. If you don't find a 4 day seat you are get an exit prize!
Are they tracking hours soon?
@bg Lafayette can’t even house all of the 4-day a week workers right now. Some are still on 3 days for now.
@fq something tells me you lack the ability to do 1 job let alone 2.
What??? I hope not: I like to work my two jobs at once at home. :)
Lame excuse about not enough office space in Twin Cities. Take a tour of RC, MV, OHQ and see for yourself the sea of open cubicles.
@a2 , Good to hear the reassurance, I work with a lot of talented remote workers. It would really su-k to lose them.
Dang, I hope NOT I'm so proud to have a insight score to bragged about. WooHoo
You are that concerned about where other people work, that you just have to be an abrasive butthole?
Are the same old farts to sniff and peckers to leer over in the restroom finally getting you down? Poor little creep-o.
It’s only a matter of time when we are required to be in the office 5 days a week. Employees will continue be the scapegoat for this failing company.
@OP No. He mentioned there is no change to remote workers at this time due to real estate (or lack thereof). Status quo for remote workers for now.
Hopefully yes lazy as--s