Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

Tip: Do not logoff. Simply disconnect network and walk away

No logoff entry defaults to 8 hour network login


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Run a PowerShell script continuously looping and simulating key strokes.

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Post ID: @b2+1k817yy7h

Just use AI to do your work....or type gibberish, which the financial advisors do to claim they're doing client service. In the old days a coworker linked two of our mutual fund software platforms into one, which, if used, saved us logging into two platforms. Wells Fargo is slow and antiquated so AI can make your jobs simpler.

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Post ID: @ar+1k817yy7h

@aj they also have motion sensors that detect your unique heat signature - amiriggt?

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Post ID: @an+1k817yy7h

@ac you understand that they go beyond raw active status right?. Mouse Jigglers can serve a purpose but they are not a good, long term solution as they don't engage applications. This is exactly what AI and Aternity are looking for. And the engagements are weighted. As an example you may click a web page but that doesn't end your engagement, there may be an embedded video or a lot of data to read and ingest prior to scrolling or clicking a new link so you are giving a weight of X minutes.

Skan VA will sort all of this out in short order, if not already. Its not a matter of if we'll be caught, just when we will face the consequences. Nothing moves fast here at Wells.

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Post ID: @aj+1k817yy7h

What constitutes logging off? Closing the lid? Because that's what most people do. So you're saying deliberately disconnect from the network?

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Post ID: @ah+1k817yy7h

So while I don’t believe this is true, it would be the most Wells Fargo thing ever if it was.

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Post ID: @ae+1k817yy7h

Vaydeer mouse jiggler. Lol

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Post ID: @ac+1k817yy7h

And because of this post, there is a team looking to close the gap.

Thanks

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Post ID: @a5+1k817yy7h

@a2 Tableau does not have sophisticated SQL capabilities. All they can do is simple stuff like
Badge Out - Badge In
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Logoff Time - Login Time
If there is no logoff event, you get credit for the full 8 hours

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Post ID: @a4+1k817yy7h

LOL. Then put the laptop in a drawer with a rock on the keyboard and hello 12 hours and Exceeds performance! (Joke)

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Post ID: @a3+1k817yy7h

LOL No, it does not. AND even if it did, your time would be dead time with no activity.

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