Thread regarding State Street Corp. layoffs

New Job Req: Emerging Technology Risk and Control, Vice President

Are you looking for an exciting opportunity to manage workforce transitions and offshore operations? We are seeking a candidate to join our operations to assist with local workforce reductions and restructuring initiatives.

Job Requirements:

  • Comfortable working in a fast-paced environment to recklessly reduce headcount
  • Ability to follow directives (be a Yes-man) and execute strategy without reservation (don't ask questions).
  • Extensive experience in minimizing FTE value while promoting offshore and H-1B talent.
    • Familiar with AI. We've been claiming there we know AI just secure our position in the company but now the lies have caught up to us and we need someone that really knows it so we take credit from you.

Perks:

  • Exemption from Return-to-Office (RTO) policy.
  • Work from home and spy on employees.
  • Opportunity to lead workforce management strategies (degrade employees to force them to quit).
    • High potential bonuses - the more workers terminated, the bigger the payout.

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Is this about a new position with Crown Castle? It sure does seem like it. Someone was just talking about tracking keystrokes after they laid off a whole bunch of people for Elliott (I mean, restructured - as a preliminary to the RTO for 4 days a week, while they… well let’s not talk about the numbers because that’s a no-no)..

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@OP In case you thought your post would be amusing, it isn't.

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