Thread regarding Edward Jones layoffs

Maintaining a positive attitude

Hello everybody many people today is stress out about RTO, layoffs, high maintenence customer, manager etc. Below are several things you can do to help feel #blessed no matter what the day throws your way

  • for a healthy vegetable and fruit snack get you some fun onions and orange fanta from the vending machine

  • tickle your tummy with a supersize Dr Pepper from the soda fountain

  • unlock the next luxury level with a Lil Yachty Platinum Deluxe Variety Rap Snacks™️ Sampler Bundle with Zesty Ranch Upgrade

  • Tantalize your taste buds with some fiesta chicken strips and a large fry

*.Upgrade your Snickers bar to a winter wonderland edition by coating it in a white blanket of sugar from the coffee station

  • for a tropical fruit adventure get you some starburst and skittles and arrange them in fun patterns on a piece of printer paper before using it as a funnel to pour them in your mouth

These are just of a few of the temptations that await as you enjoy your day at the office. Please print this out and hang it in the elevators and break rooms. Thank you and God bless.


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@mx You really think OP was serious and not sarcastic?? Good Lord!

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Post ID: @nq+1kf64z27d

@mw Theres good ones but quality has gone down. like they all want you off the phone as quickly as possible to open your ticket when they used to actually take the time to figure it out on the call.

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Post ID: @n2+1kf64z27d

@OP , whoever wrote this post needs to meet with a dietician. Every item listed is high in sugar and will clog the arteries. Plus.. it's a good $9 and change for one entree and side. RTO better off bringing their own lunch.

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Post ID: @mx+1kf64z27d

@m0 , good luck with the help desk. They're a horrible group of overpaid folks...

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Post ID: @mw+1kf64z27d

@bg Ive also heard there are problems with broken monitors and not enough mice at the work stations. These clowns calling the shots are either incredibly stupid/brainwashed or they are malicious POS who think angering the worker bees into quiting is tge key to success.

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Post ID: @m0+1kf64z27d

@bg they will open up PPs secret garden. Welcome to the 10th floor

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Post ID: @ft+1kf64z27d

@av how will we have space for additional RTO folks and more “in office” 1 week a month (for leaders). I already can’t find a real desk space most days I’m in office. Will there be “assigned” seating? Anybody know?

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Post ID: @bg+1kf64z27d

Thanks Suzie McD.

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Post ID: @ba+1kf64z27d

Hahahaha! RTO is basically a paycut and additional drain on ones sanity. The company is run by people that hate us and want us to quit.

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