Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

Agile at WF

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation."
I don't know what Agile means.
Nobody does.
That's why it works.

I make $425,000 a year.
To move sticky notes.
From left to right.
On a board.
The board is digital now.
The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
Progress.

Day one, I said "we need to break down silos."
Everyone nodded.
Silos are bad.
I don't know why.
But destroying them is a career.
My career.

I introduced "squads."
Squads are teams.
But disrupted.
We disrupted the teams into teams.
Different names.
Same people.
Same problems.
But Agile problems now.
Agile problems are strategic.

A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing.
I said, "The mindset."
He asked what that means.
I said, "It's a journey."
He asked where we're going.
I said, "Toward agility."
He asked what agility means.
I pointed at the sticky notes.
They were moving left to right.
That's velocity.
We have velocity now.

The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work.
I said, "That's waterfall thinking."
Waterfall is bad.
Like silos.
I don't know what waterfall is.
But I know it's bad.
She stopped talking.
Waterfall accusations end conversations.

We had a retrospective.
In the retro, we discussed what went wrong.
Everything went wrong.
We put it on sticky notes.
Then we moved the sticky notes.
Into a column called "Parking Lot."
The Parking Lot is where problems go to die.
It's full.
We don't look at it.
That's agile.

Velocity is up 40%.
I defined velocity.
I also defined the points.
I also defined the stories.
We're crushing it.
At the things I made up.
To measure.
Ourselves.

The CEO asked for ROI.
I showed a chart.
The chart went up.
Charts should go up.
This one did.
I didn't label the Y-axis.
Nobody asked.
Leadership is confidence.

We do standups now.
Every day.
We stand.
For 45 minutes.
Standing is agile.
Sitting is waterfall.
My legs hurt.
But we're transforming.

The transformation is now "Phase 3."
Phase 1 was assessment.
Phase 2 was implementation.
Phase 3 is "continuous improvement."
Continuous means forever.
Forever means job security.
I'm very secure.

My contract was extended.
Three more years.
For "cultural impact."
The culture is confused.
But impacted.

Agile transformation isn't about being agile.
It's about transforming.
Continuously.
Toward more transformation.
The destination is the journey.
The journey is billable.


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This is the funniest post ever! Love it! You’re absolutely on point. By the way, I saw one of the responses referencing mastercard as an agile company and I can tell you after working there for 8 years, they are not. MC is the most broken company I’ve worked at—nothing there is agile!

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Post ID: @184+1kd1w71qh

q7, I disagree that Agile is impossible in highly regulated companies. There are plenty of counter-examples:

Capital One – widely cited for enterprise Agile and DevOps adoption in a heavily regulated banking environment

JPMorgan Chase – uses Agile at scale across technology, data, and product teams

ING – reorganized its entire bank around Agile “tribes and squads”

USAA – Agile and Lean practices for decades while operating under strict regulatory oversight

Visa / Mastercard – financial infrastructure + regulation, yet strong Agile execution

Defense & healthcare – even DoD programs and FDA-regulated medical device companies use Agile with formal controls

What doesn’t work is pretending regulation requires command-and-control management. Regulation constrains what must be documented, audited, and approved — it does not dictate how teams collaborate, plan, learn, or improve.

At Wells Fargo, what I’ve seen is less an “Agile vs regulation” problem and more a leadership and culture problem:

Managers acting as task controllers instead of leaders

Low psychological safety

Little trust in teams

Metrics used (when used at all) for surveillance rather than learning

“Agile roles” removed quietly instead of replaced or rethought

That environment ki-ls any delivery model — Agile, hybrid, or waterfall. This is why WF is at least 4 years behind other banks.

Agile doesn’t fail because it can’t coexist with regulation.
It fails when leaders aren’t willing to give up micromanagement, accept transparency, or invest in real product ownership.

If Wells Fargo is abandoning Agile, that’s fine — but it would be better to say so explicitly rather than letting it die by attrition while keeping the language.

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Post ID: @qe+1kd1w71qh

@ae true Agile was never possible at WF nor any other highly regulated company. A hybrid is possible but not Agile. Anyone who is a true Agile practitioner knows this.

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Post ID: @q7+1kd1w71qh

@OP okay so you personally are leading the transformation? Okay so you disclose your compensation on a layoff blog why? Do you nit think that puts you at risk of terminating your contract?

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Post ID: @q6+1kd1w71qh

Agile is like the jelly of the month club. Just like Lean, Six Sigma, BPM, etc.

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Post ID: @n8+1kd1w71qh

Wells Fargo has become a company that starts initiatives but consistently fails to finish them. This MO is fundamentally incompatible with the basic tenets of any Agile methodology and antithetical to Agile approach to work.

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Post ID: @dp+1kd1w71qh

Total BS post. Agile has completely destroyed my team. Now the effort is gaming the metrics and gaslighting mgmt. Fun fun

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Post ID: @db+1kd1w71qh

For $425k who cares. Da he-l.

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Post ID: @cq+1kd1w71qh

@ae
It will just die on the vine like every other initiative around here. It will just go away.

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Post ID: @cj+1kd1w71qh

Btw- does Agile still exist at WFC? We lost our scrum master and product owner. Never get asked for stats or velocity. I don’t care either way because it never worked for us but just wondering of they are ever going to make an announcement about it ending or will it just be ignored

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Post ID: @ae+1kd1w71qh

The next "agile transformation" will be from BE, BE's managers, and BE's contractors and AI (the all I-dia) workforce. BE & company will be the benevolent dictator that will transform the company; not agile, not teamwork. Look at what happen to the CI/CD development that was a concurrent activity with agile transformation. It failed. Openshift Tekton booted out Jenkins and PAAS. Mide/Mode/?? is booted out for platforms. For BE failure is not an option.

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Post ID: @a9+1kd1w71qh

@OP I saw this on X earlier today….

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