If you come in after 10am, it doesn't count as a swipe! They are only telling managers. What other secrets and sneaky stuff are they keeping from us?
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@OP I also heard that if you have orange juice within 2 hours of using your badge it won't register swipes. Don't worry, this can be countered by drinking a couple shots of gasoline.
Play the game the ELT does..
730 - 830: Swipe in, Head to the Gym
830 - 930: Check their balance at the credit union for a little chuckle and grin
930 - 1030: Attend a BRG Meeting so they can sip their $15 latte and practice their smiles
1030 - 1130: Have some decompression time in the courtyard, maybe get a fresh squeezed OJ with an energy boost of tumeric
1130-1230: Take a delicious free lunch with a prospective vendor
1230 - 130: Send a nasty gram to their staff about the Hybrid Schedule, pass it along their colleagues to have a quick ego trip and 2nd chuckle
130 - 230: Yoga on the Rooftop at Prudential
230 - 330: Check their Credit Union Balance Again
330 - 430: Attend a Blue Door Block Party and flirt with an Alderman
430 - 530: Grab their car from the car wash and tip the guy $2 as they pull off into the sunset
530 - 630: Dinner and a narcissistic round table with their family/enablers
@dd - It cuts both ways. Company went to hybrid 3 days in office, yet that resulted in mass amounts of coffee badging rather than just dealing with it. What did you expect?
@f7 the layoff is for everyone, as the purpose is to discuss layoffs. Anyone can get laid off.
Fun fact that people may not realize: Managers get sh_t on from both directions. HR and Sr. Leadership say "talk to your manager about XYZ..." then fail to give managers any facts or speaking points. I suspect there are a lot more of us on this site that you realize.
I’m a manager and this has not been communicated to me or my peers. And I would love a free juice box - refreshing
This is absolutely false.
Only non-managers are allowed to post on this anonymous site? I must have missed that instruction.
and a manager is on the website because why? Oh right, it is your juice box break!
Oh really! I’m a manager and haven’t heard that yet. Maybe they will only tell us once the first deficiency notice gets pulled.
Are we employees or toddlers? Because the way leadership treats us, you'd think we need a naptime and a juice box. Grow up, leadership, or watch your best people walk out the door.