Thread regarding Xerox Corp. layoffs

Simple question

Here is a simple question I would like management and HR to answer: if research shows that the reward and recognition people want are things like pizza parties, lunches and Starbucks cards for all their hard work how come sales, B and A bands employees get multi thousand dollar annual bonuses?

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Post ID: @OP+1mKxeIWg

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“Why waste time, money & downtime to do such an id--tic/stupid thing?“

  • You just wrote the xerox 2023 mission statement. I know it’s a question but somehow that makes sense right? You deserve a free Magenta! (Cyan) toner. Btw: time, money & downtime are all the same thing: $ - Thanks again!
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Post ID: @9dpp+1mKxeIWg

Because if you ask an A or B band employee they will tell you they are smarter and therefore worth more than you ….got that d-mb sh-t !

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Post ID: @5onj+1mKxeIWg

I’d rather have a turtle!

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Post ID: @5rpg+1mKxeIWg

@3xta+1mKxeIWg comment

"Nope. Totally doable via drill and fill."

Why waste time, money & downtime to do such an id--tic/stupid thing?

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Post ID: @4nbb+1mKxeIWg

“you can't, cartridges are all physically keyed to fit into the correct slot.”

  • Nope. Totally doable via drill and fill.
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Post ID: @3xta+1mKxeIWg

".... Simple question. What happens if I put magenta in the cyan or yellow slot in a xerox printer?"

you can't, cartridges are all physically keyed to fit into the correct slot.

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Post ID: @3pgr+1mKxeIWg

Simple question. What happens if I put magenta in the cyan or yellow slot in a xerox printer?

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Post ID: @3lke+1mKxeIWg

Simple question, do you drink bud light?

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Post ID: @2jyg+1mKxeIWg

Can a pepperoni pizza be collated thru
an I-Gen..

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Post ID: @2crx+1mKxeIWg

Plump Great Lakes region tech has many questions about the pizza.

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Post ID: @2owz+1mKxeIWg

“The round shape most pizzas have makes it easier to cook evenly compared to a more angular shape. It also makes it easier to quickly divide using a small amount of swipes with a round pizza cutter.”

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Post ID: @1svm+1mKxeIWg

Simple question. Is this a softball nothing post to push the Lexmark post down?

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Post ID: @1kmg+1mKxeIWg
Simple question. Why are most pizzas and manhole covers round?

Strawman ... because most pizzas are not round.

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Post ID: @1pjf+1mKxeIWg

Simple question. Why are most pizzas and manhole covers round?

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Post ID: @1zte+1mKxeIWg

Cash over a pizza party any day …

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Post ID: @1vig+1mKxeIWg

Who were the respondents? The local first graders in the neighbor…

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Post ID: @1mvx+1mKxeIWg

My charts and graphs show that an IQ higher than 80 is detrimental to success at xerox.

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Post ID: @1jlo+1mKxeIWg

Hate to ruin it for you but sales gets annual bonuses as well as Starbucks Cards, Pizza Parties and Lunches.

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Post ID: @tjg+1mKxeIWg

No soup for you!!!!

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Post ID: @sle+1mKxeIWg

Join sales. If you can’t hack it, stop whining.

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Post ID: @ijv+1mKxeIWg

Typical distraction post, previous posts must have hit a nerve with someone.

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Post ID: @ptb+1mKxeIWg

I'd love to see "the research" that shows people preferring "pizza parties, lunches and Starbucks cards" over cold hard cash.

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