That's right, and 1st class too!
Can't wait to get there smile and slap everyone on the back on how happy I am. Of course I am planning my series look on topics with the head-winds of supply chain, FX currency, and will enthusiastically nod on how lucky we are to have such glorious leaders with remarkable stewardship in these challenging times.
I have my Q1 RIF list ready, mitigation plan ready for missed revenue, and will work closely with Finance to make sure the bonus targets are met.
My secret super-power is HIPAC donations to ensure we get the influence required for more outsourcing, rooftop reductions, headcount reductions in NA, the EU, and select high earners. My 5 year STRAP plan consist of outsourcing operations with contract manufacturers, licensing our brand name, service as a service modeling (of course this is outsourced), big bets on quantum crypto block chain trends, paying suppliers once a year and by the minute invoicing to customers with 200 turns on cash. Maybe a stock buy back and spin off some of the lines of businesses we have destroyed. Target revenue flat to declining, but the bonus structure is 5X.