What is the most useless function in ABU?
My votes goes to SCM.
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@2bxn+1ufY8H3R yes i am on crack, wa is the crack capital. Thank godness we wfh on mondays so it gives sufficient time for the crack to leave my system when i get on it thursday afterwork at the oyster bar. Lighten up and have some crack.
Let's toast to your latest achievements..failed to secure expat assignments, lost 70% of the kingdom, did nothing for "your" people.. all of maintenance hates you, projects hate you...seems like everyone sees through the vain emperor. #bringmeback
DJ be quiet. Remember we are not in contact anymore. Like there will be no re org in the new building. Trust us. The MGT.
Any one keen on a round of golf? Be great to catch up.
Isn't the purple circle the inner sanctum of crawlers who rely on their ego st-----g skills rather than competency to survive and move up the chain? They represent no innovative thinking or honesty but present their mentors with no headaches so no risk.
Post from TheLayoff.com Probably a term popular circa 2017 to describe an inner circle. It's a guess as I never got the invite to the wine bars, GMs house parties or managers houses down south. Didn't bully enough people to get the membership I guess...
@1hzw+1ufY8H3R are you on crack? If so, how have you not failed a random dr-g and alcohol test yet?
@1lzl+1ufY8H3R - so the behaviour is acceptable as long as you're also participating or complicit. Got it.
Welcome back to highschool mofos.
Hello, whats the goss in scm and the purple circle? And what is the purple circle? Is that the woke (wear purple to show support) circle?
1evz+1ufY8H3R think they're saying having a crack at those criticising the purple circle is laughable especially as those who benefit from su-king up are easy to spot
ABU proc ops manager cannot hide his plain narcissist tendencies and always overcompensating for his utter incompetence.
SCM breeds bullies like a first class kennel. As soon as one psychopath goes their best friend/manager produces a new one in no time.
Answer: Category Management
@1lgu+1ufY8H3R if someone can workout wtf this post is saying, let the rest of us know...
It's not hypocrisy to highlight the work of the purple circle in SCM. Not everyone wants a personal fiefdom to justify all the meetings and big bonuses for filtering information to your mentors. Hold onto the dream that your lack of true value isn't obvious.
The hypocrites pointing out purple 🟣 to only create one of their own based on ignorance and self entitlement.
Gutless supervisors who agree that the managers who promote them due to high class hosing, aren't up to the job but never say so publicly.
Incompetent leaders that have advanced us back to the dark ages.
Send all expats home. Allow the US to really appreciate the same great calls their expat leaders make back on home soil.
PSGs 23-26
HSE are terrified of the re org because they're on good wages with little to do. This is the true chevron way so HSE for the win.
Finance is full of blowhards
Abu hr!
Abu hr Women and men are bunch of bullies and are incompetent!
HR, so dense light can not escape, and then SCM, home of the purple circle 💜 where efficiency and accountability go to die. Maintenance for the bronze.
Subsurface is pretty grim.
The ABU expats in the US for sure...what an expense just to get some accent in the room