I love my job!! I get paid a ton. All I did this week was fudge every number and fake every test. I put in a lot of BBO’s and loto audits but they are all fake, I complete them in my lab while watching you tube. I have to keep my numbers up to keep the CL field managers happy lol. I have spent more time getting paid to watch youtube then the time i have spent in the plant. It is the new normal here at CL. Its even better while getting stat pay. Now i head home for a week only to do it all again next week. God i love my job!!
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@amul+1c8isYQx Trust me, Its one of the reasons I just hang out in my lab too. It is not an isolated case. Lots of us just hang out in our labs now and collect an easy pay check.
Sounds like someone has been huffing too much benzene
That’s actually funny. Nice work
Yeh that’s not fare.
Wow, some bitter people here....you do know that your unhappiness will shorten your lifespan? Nobody wants to be around a bunch of miserable twats either, so why not do your best to get let go, get some severance and go somewhere else? Better yet, just quit if you are such a hot commodity on the job market...LOL.
Ahhh, the joys of working for the biggest joke in the oil & gas industry. Pretty soon Cenovus will be no more than a page on Wiki similar to Dome Petroleum. Jon MacKenzie will see to that!
@1dyo+1c8isYQx I couldn’t agree with you more. Unfortunately he/she is not executive material because most likely has credentials and education
Well played sir, with your attitude and work ethic you will be chosen for lead or coordinator very soon, learn some bullying skills and sr. coordinator role is the next step
awesome