Heh...BVL will remain open indefinitely. Center staff will be relocated to BVL upon the closing of the Center. No room in EC4, because...
Vee have other planz for EC4!
Attention drones! EC4 will be refactored into a mega-story nightclub, as profits via booze will be higher than we are capable of achieving in O&G. Mandatory attendance! (We learned our lesson with that lip-sync challenge debacle...so show up or find another job!)
Achtung, hi-pot!
Monday : Transgender night - all bathroom doors will be removed until closing, many funs to be had. Just wander on in & see what develops...be whatever you think you might be tonight!
Tuesday : Island night - Rum drinks 1/2 price, mountains of free coconut shavings to use however you see fit. Ya mon!
Wednesday : We're all somewhat Irish tonight! 25¢ Guiness+Jägermeister+Jameson shots (#4oz!) all night long. Summon your own cab at the end of the evening, but if you can't...we've got a fire hose to help you to the exit, you know...because we care.
Thursday : Tequila night! #goodluck #ayecaramba! (firehose is still hooked up)
Friday : It's gin night, folks...please update your beneficiaries before you head over from EC3 at noon.
Saturday : Wake night...Johnny Walker Red for all survivors + an OxyContin chaser. Again, please provide your own hearse. We can grind you into frac media if necessary, but we'd rather not due to the inherent costs, as sand is cheaper than whiney employee grindings. #thx
Sunday : Finally...it's wine night! Red, white or blue...it's your choice. Feel free to drink as much vino as you see fit to forget your woes, it's on us! Remember...on Sundays, we provide the hearse...coz that's how we roll!
Kinda just a side-effect that for ever deceased employee, our bottom line gets a bump! But, pay no attention to that fact, drone, and get back to work.
hugs RL & co