I was ignored as a child and did not have any friends. I grew up always wanting to be cool or smart and I realize that I am not. I just feel that I know so much more than others and I believe I posses the secret strategies that can turn any company into a $1B company - only if I was given a chance.
Clearly as a self-professing loser, I will take up the offer of moving under a rock or forcibly vacating a hermit crab from its shell and live among sea creatures as Aquaman mentioned other neglected sea creatures exist.
To everyone, visit the ocean one year from now and join me in my new campaign to #BRINGSEACUCUMBERSBACK as they are an orphaned sea creature much like myself - perhaps I’ll datr a sea cucumber myself and have many little cucumbers of my own.
For now, I bid a farewell and I’m off to the beaches to find me a nice shell to live in!
JK