what do you expect from the most corrupt industry in the world. cut staffers wages and benefits then buy back billions...you already know who will get the muffin buttered on that one.

You've just graduated with your 4-year in petroleum eng....work in Houston, bought a cool car and think you're the cat's a**.....the next minute, you're canned and find another job in this multicultural cess pool called Houston. Lower for longer?... — read more 

Maybe oil patch workers who are apparently working their first job whining about the unfairness of it all?

no smiles...hollow faces...lots of grunts and snarls with a real unpleasant smell...though that's probably from the Turd Salad surprise from lunch.

Son of a B--ch this blows whale sh--...

sorry it will cost a lot of jobs during the interim though. Don't worry it's a sector thing.

I hope your pensions are secured elsewhere...looks like we might be seeing Bung Holes end!

If it can be done here it can be done anywhere. We are Fullstream

Sorry guys our pumps seized and our hoses are kinked...we also ran out of gas and diesel but don't worry we are full stream...do you have any equipment we can borrow...ours is in the shop and parts are on back order....oh the metrics....oh...oh....oh... — read more 

though he may only face the court of public scrutiny and no real prison time...I think the world will finally see what so many others have known all along. he will have no chance of a second term. other than the small following of ditto heads or... — read more 

WHAT A BAG OF GOODS THE AMERICAN PUBLIC WAS SOLD WITH THIS BAG OF AIR

needs to be large enough to handle your most personal items in transit...but not so bid that it slows your walk of shame led by your water head (manager) out of the circus for the last time. Only take YOUR personal items...anything you have at the... — read more 

TRUMPSTER IS LIKE A WHALE ON THE BEACH...NOT OUT YET JUST A MATTER OF TIME REGARDLESS OF WHAT HE SAYS...IT'S ALL FAKE ANYWAYS...WAY TO MANY LEGAL ARROWS COMING IN HIS DIRECTION. BUNG HOLE HAS IT'S SHARE OF REDUNDANT MIDDLE MANAGERS AND PLUS 1'S THAT... — read more 

TOMBALL ALREADY HAS DIBS ON THE SALMON SANDWICH...EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO WEAR A TUX TO EAT IT. MUSHY PEAS ISN'T IN MUCH DEMAND HERE IN TEXAS WHERE THE REAL OIL IS... PROBABLY BE AMONG THE LINES OF BRAISED BULL Sh-- KABOBS...WE ARE KNOW THRU OUT THE... — read more 

POOR THING DIDN'T HAVE A PULSE...LOST ALL BRAIN WAVE PROCESSING YEARS AGO. NOW JUST THE TYPICAL LITTLE HEAD LEADING THE BIG HEAD...EXCEPT THE LITTLE HEAD WAS HIT WITH A BAT AND HELD UNDER WATER FOR OVER 6 MINUTES AND THEN MADE BUSINESS DECISIONS... — read more 

Great to see all that multi million investment going into the city paying off

You know back in the early days of this site we had the bodifairians, we had the Rankin BH poster, we had the woodlands, the gnomes (not sure what exactly went on there) we had Kuwait etc. Yes the loons went on a bit however all banter and good fun... — read more 

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1,400 oil and gas jobs predicted to be lost in Aberdeen in next three years by Callum Main 07/12/2018, 10:02 am Send us a story Sign up to our Daily newsletter SPONSORED: Win a JK Fine Foods turkey and all the trimmings - Evening Express Click here... — read more 

KINDA LIKE THE DIFFERNECE BETWEEN LIMP AND HALF HARD.

WE WILL HAVE TO REPLACE THE TURD WITH SYNTHETIC TURD AS IT'S A B--chEAPER ALTHOUGH ALOT MORE TOXIC.

EITHER MOVE WITH US GET LEFT IN OUR FULL STREAM CARBON EXHAUST....HOPEFULLY NO SOURCES WILL FALL OUT THE BACK AND HIT YOU IN THE HEAD.

Going by some of the posts here they are pretty thick especially the UK employees How can we improve as a company?

Fullstorm takes Fullstream ideas to new levels in ME oil and gas projects. Well done Saudi for believing in us We are Fullstorm

Take time to complete your HSE observation (stop) etc...we have many versions of the same card. We will be having a head cutting....er celebration for the individual with insufficient cards.

Another fly in the ointment....Senators not as eager to look the other way as the top bannana

wow remember when DECORAM was a job requirement....now we have crusty the clown with dementia and no morals

A big and heartfelt thank you from your Managers

WE PICHED IN A BOUGHT A BOTTLE OF WILD TURKEY (IN HONOR OF OUR SITTING PREZ) TO PASS AROUND BEFORE YOU HEAD HOME EMPTY HANDED.

BRING A CARDBOARD BOX AND FORGET YOUR LUNCH IF AT HTC...TURD SALADS ON THE HOUSE TODAY. IF WE DON'T GET YOU TOMORROW....UNLIKELY WE WILL GET YOU FULL STREAM FRIDAY MORNING AFTER CRUMPETS....OH MY POOR BUNGHOLE STOCK.

You all deserve it! Happy Christmas

usually you get less than 5 minutes to gather your keys, coat and get the f-- off the property like a criminal when your let go. Plan ahead and just box your sh-- up now and take it home. Don't sign the waiver, ask for a meeting with a upper HR... — read more 

Oil To Fall To $40 If OPEC Fails To Reach DealBy Tsvetana Paraskova - Dec 04, 2018, 6:00 PM CST Join Our Community A fractured OPEC is meeting later this week to discuss a deal to cut oil production—yet again—to rebalance the market and lift oil... — read more 

Due to the oil price it's started again just in time for Christmas. 10 people told tiday that up for pay offs as of next week.

We are # 1 For a reason

I’m broke because of these companies f--- them all!

Way to go Bung Hole...I wish you'd bought my stock while your were spending that 1.5 billion on stock repurchases.

Looking for a show of hand. Who’s all working 2nd January please respond