No. But if you ask that in the first week of November, the answer may be different.
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If Springfield are methheads it only stands to reason they aren't fat lazy asses like cheeseheads. CPH would be four to one compared to Oshkosh if the rumors of their meth addictions were true.
I don't think the fat girls can walk four blocks. We had one who lived in Court Tower when I worked there who drove because she about died the first time she walked it. She had to bum a ride home.
The day after the elections, Oshkosh employees will jump en masse from the roof of the nearby Court Tower, which is an easy walk. Springfield employees will inject massive amounts of methamphetamine together to end their suffering, since they're too lazy to walk anywhere to jump. Well, that and I don't know where the tall buildings are there. :-)