Us....myself, my fellow teammates, we must fight the good fight! We will no longer roll with the punches! Together as one we will walk the many beaches in the Summer time heat and step on p*ss clams. So,my soldiers let us march.....(barruuum-pum-pum-pum).....It aint easy being cheesy!
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Just put a little baby batter on several of the panties from the ladies department!
Just re-crapped (I mean wrapped) a Baby Ruth....
Shut up! Target deserves every bit of this! Here's hoping it's ship burns before sinking into the frozen ocean depths! Teammates are tired of being force fed "strategies" and BS corporate politics! A lot of people aren't treated right or fairly and that's the bottom line. All those senior GL's, HR representatives with their "all team meetings" lie right to our face and expect us to swallow the soiled crap they talk about....Vote Union!
How ridiculous. You should all be ashamed. Is this how your parents raised you?
For those of us who pee sitting down....we have been soaking the floor rug section....show them what we think of them!
Popped the seals in the simply lemonade and "topped" them off with piss. Then carefully closed the seals and the lids....hahahahaha. Marking my turf for all foolish enough to still shop here.
Just pissed on all the produce and wiped our balls on the tops of the milk jugs. Top that foolz!
Start peeing in the corners of the store. We have been doing it for a month now and the stench of urine is starting to permeate the whole building. Marking our turf and viva la revolucion!
Ass pennies....it is all ass pennies from here on in my registers.
Just sharted in the ice machine and jerked it in the espresso machine. Gonna be a hilarious day tomorrow!
We put skid marks on in each pack of underwear...
You all are seriously sick! They need to photoshop you all out of existence!
You will sleep in a barrel in the everglades for the spoons in the bum... Personally I like jerkin' my gerkin' into the shampoo bottles.
is this what union members do? glad i'm not a union person
Challenge accepted. 2 of us in our store took all the wood mixing spoons and put them in our butts. Sava da flava!
You all are rank amateurs. 5 of us stayed late last night and wiped our balls on all the bath scrubs balls and took dumps in several of the comforter set bags. They can never take our freedom!
Who can top blowing their nose on all the towels and pillows? Throwing down the gauntlet!
Just took a leak on the tops of all the coke cans in our store and cockswabbed 100 cases of coffeemugs. Viva la revolucion!