WTF are we supposed to do today and Monday? Does anything even matter? I say Monday is Bring Your Dog to Work Day. They do it for kids, but what about people whose pets are their kids?
What else can I do to make it through Monday? Spike my coffee? Baileys or Kahlua anyone?
Pajama day? Crazy hat day? Literally what are they going to do? Shots at Oakwood Grill at lunchtime!
Yes I realize this is dumb but I am trying to stay sane.