Well done Mr Hackett your brilliant reDesign scheme sent a beloved coworker to the hospital today where she is now on a psychiatric hold. Thank you for the torture you have put her through. Thank you for the distress the entire office experienced listening to the keening and wailing as she lost her fragile grip on sanity. Thank you for the experience of witnessing her carried from the office by EMS.
We salute your integrity. We will never forget the experience. The last shred of our loyalty to Ford has been shredded.