I have only been working here since last year, but during lunchtime yesterday, I used a can opener tool in my Swiss pocket knife to open a can so i could microwave my lunch. Next thing I know the gestapo security folks surrounded me with an HR rep and told me my pocket knife was illegal. Im like WTF. An hour later my boss called me in his office and wrote up paperwork on me for disciplinary purposes to g in my HR file. I was like hey, I didnt know that pocket knives are forbidden here. Kidding me ??????
When my boss told me I had better not do it again I had one question. What kind of crazy place is this? Now I see what so many folks are talking about. Im looking for another job now since, I am obviously going to get canned if I stay in this hell hole.