Have fun, smile and...oh, by the way we’re laying off a ton of your friends. Don’t forget to smile though, that’s the new culture we will “be enforcing”. Good luck
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Hard to smile when management doesn’t listen except when their bonus checks arrive.
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Pray for a lot of cloudy days. If the sun starts shining, won't be anything left of management but puddles of water. All are snowflakes with no idea of what real life is about.
"create more smiles." "Purpose is part of our values." Cringing at the meaningless cliches.
And you will inherit the work they are leaving behind but keep smiling.
The Stepford Approach to management?