Thread regarding Thomson Reuters layoffs

Sounds familiar?

Found on another page, but I had to share. I think everybody will realize why by the end of it.

A Japanese company and a North American company decided to have a canoe race on the St. Lawrence River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The North Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.

A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the North American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. So, North American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder.

It was called the”Rowing Team Quality First Program“, with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices, and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the North American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments in new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year’s racing team was outsourced to India.

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Post ID: @OP+Wl8N5So

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Brilliant!

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Post ID: @2jku+Wl8N5So

snort

Agile means being able to get yourself a new job before being made redundant

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Post ID: @ehp+Wl8N5So

That Japanese team deserves some Appreciate points.

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Post ID: @wny+Wl8N5So

Sad but very true. Poor leaders stay.

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Post ID: @uqi+Wl8N5So

Agreed. Throw away the paddles. LOL!

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Post ID: @bpv+Wl8N5So

I’m reminded of the 1 construction worker digging and the 9 others watching on the side while giving their useless advice. At the end of the day, all 10 exclaim, “What a hard day of work!” The 1 working is the tax editor writer. The 8 giving useless advice are in marketing. The other 2 can be a project manager or an executive of some sort.

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Post ID: @pbv+Wl8N5So

Replace "North American" with a European country and you are spot on. Most of the lazy, incompetent senior managers I worked with at TR were based in London -- always on weeks of "annual leave" or some random "bank holiday" while us in the US slaved away doing the actual hands on work.

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Post ID: @rab+Wl8N5So

Spot on!

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Post ID: @yfz+Wl8N5So

Hilarious post, thank you!

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