Thread regarding Refinitiv layoffs

Refinitiv, Apple and Google are shipwrecked on an island...

Marooned with only driftwood and palm trees, the company teams decamp to one corner of the island each, out of sight of the others. An old sage is the only inhabitant.

The sage ambles over to the Apple corner and asks what they are up to. "We're lashing these bits of driftwood together with strong palm leaves, and making a raft" they respond. The sage nods, and watches as they sail to safety together. Nice design too, he adds quietly to himself.

Next he lopes over to Google's spot. "We've started a fire with the driftwood and palm oil, sending a distress signal using smoke signals" they advise.

The sage approves, and finally meanders over to Refinitiv's spot.

There is a lot of noise and the appearance of immense activity. Impressed, the sage enquires of the plan. The leader proudly announces: "We're very excited to take this next bold step in our open journey together, focused on results not process". Encouraged, the sage motions to the leader to continue...

"We've assembled all the driftwood into a conference table, and will now hold a meeting!"

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During the refinitiv meeting, the leader is announcing the plan to put right people in the right spot as part of the bold step in their open journey .

As a result , half of the company team is being laid off and the meeting continues

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Post ID: @6dha+WcwVLoN

Hahahahah this is so Refinitiv :)

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Post ID: @3lkm+WcwVLoN

Bwahahahaha so true!

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