Holidays IBM Style

Modified from "Deck the Halls"

Clear the halls with wads of RAs,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Tis the season to boost our net worth,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our market fa’-cade,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

Troll the public to spin our magic,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Witness employee exodus before us,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Strike the harp and count our monies.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me to deceive the masses,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

While I count my Yuletide treasure,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Hail the new, Millennial lads and lasses,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Heedless of our Customers and Market,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

8 replies (most recent on top)

I’m on the outside with no Christmas bonus this year, and even THIS is better than being there.

Happy holidays, poor bast___s. May your clients continue to be “put first”.

I received a Christmas Bonus this year! On reason is I left IBM in 2017. It is better on the outside.

That song is awesome

oh I'm sorry Clark

If GDP isn’t funded, everyone with half a brain in Services will leave. Perhaps that’s part of the plan though.

Ginni. BONUS I didn’t fund any bonuses this year

Employee. It’s a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club

Exec management team. That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year thru

Ginni staff. What a cheap way of saving a buck

Thanks to the Xmas vacation movie

What I have heard is that GDP may not be funded this year. So let’s see if we get any payouts in March.

Anyone get a Christmas bonus?