Wow, I'm so excited to join the great Broadcom family via the acquisition of CA I can't get enough of that stuff...
What I really love is:
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the great and new managers having a span of control of up to 50 people and more - it's confirmed, you're just a number now
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the skills and understanding and thought leadership the new managers demonstrate - I never in my entire career had manager of that kind absolutely not having a clue what it's company is doing or what the job of it's team is. they are just excel nerds far away from reality and customer
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the great new benefits - there aren't benefits anymore
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the new offices - called home office (ok, not to bad for some), as most of the CA locations and offices are or will be shut down
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great and wise decisions from upper management - one day they break things, next they they ask me for fixing their mistakes, wow... great leadership style
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the new mobility policy - which is taking away car allowance/company car although part of contracts and not being a benefit and taking all the cost of visiting customers (in case of car travel) on your own except a little money for claiming business milage
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security software on the laptops - great, now I don't have to worry about my security anymore as IT guys have full access to all stuff on my laptop even cam and mic.
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the great team - oooppsss...there is almost nobody left im by team/area... if not laid of almost everyone is on the way out...
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great new IC plan - I don't need the money I'm totally fine with not getting any variable pay below 70% threshold, that's really fair and also the payback policy is a great thing. How stupid is that
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new travel policy - I do understand that me in a customer facing (sales) role need VP approval for each flight I'm taking... what a joke.
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the new PLA licensing - my customers will love it... they will run away...
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the new product strategy - which is to "maintain" but not innovate and even worse "simplify" products to make maintenance cost of them cheaper. and continuous divest. customers will love that...
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our new great product adoption strategy - we almost don't have anyone anymore to adopt and implement our products
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support improvements - which is basically have cut support of almost all products by 50%
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the new RSU concept - oh man, they are golden hand cuffs but money is not everything I tell you. In CA there were RSUs as well. maybe not that much but they were more seen and handled like a bonus for really good people to make them stay and compensate for the effort going the extra mile and overachieving and really being a role model. So if you we grated them you thought "great, they beliefe in me, i get rewarded, i keep on doing my best, i continue although it's hard sometimes...." Now: every fool is getting them as golden hand cuffs.
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and all the breaches of contracts and work law - I'm so excited about this. Layers won't run out of work in the next weeks/months. they are breaking local law and even don't recognize it. how dumb is that.
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the list goes on and on...
Wow I'm so excited to be a member of this insanity ... Good luck to the people who will or have to stay... I'm preparing to leave. Good luck.