ICYMI: Our Chairman, President and CEO, Mike Lawrie, was named one of the Best-Performing CEOs in the World 2018 by Harvard Business Review! https://dxc.to/2FxDKf9
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On the other hand the award could be seen as a promotion for Mikey. It would be a positive outcome to move him on to some other hapless IT outfit.
ROFLMAO when they realise that that the promotion was just that!
Who slept with who to get the award for the CEO?
How much he paid? I'll buy an award too ;)
Mike Lawrie, was named one of the Best-Performing CEOs in the World
. It's about the. C E O here not about the company
Since ML make big money for himself, he got this award. Company is. No where in the picture, neither anything about what ML did in the company or for the company.
and my review in him as a CEO is as follows : blah blah blah blah blah blah . See what I did there ? It Means nothing .
Those rewards mean nothing when he repents for his sins and destroying 10000s of lives when in Hell.
What a crock of Bull. Yes he is a great CEO he took to stock from the 90s down to the 60s good job Mike
Oh Mickey, you're so lyin'
You're so lyin' with your rich goldmine, hey Mickey,
Hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so lyin'
You're so lyin', with the rest of your kind, hey Mickey,
Hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so lyin'
You're so lyin' you RIFF my kind, hey Mickey,
Hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so lyin'
You're so lyin' and a waste of time, hey Mickey,
Hey Mickey!
You've been around six years and that's a little long
You've brought us all to tears and that's not right, it's wrong
You think we've reached our peak, when we're drowning in sh1t creek
Why can't you say goodnight and take your assets home, Mickey
'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' us the hump, you dimple-chinned lump, Mickey
Spending all our cash and feathering your nest
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
The company you're killing, was the best we ever had
Oh Mickey, little thicky, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Should be in Jail Mickey.
Now when you sell it off, everyone's gonna know
The growth that never was, was never meant to show
You haven't got a clue, so let us find a buyer
as the only thing you know, is how to cut and fire
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
The company you're killing was the best we ever had
Oh Mickey, little thicky, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Should be in Jail Mickey.
They only measure whether the captain can keep the ship afloat during turbulent seas. The fact that he threw all the passengers into the sea is not a KPI that is measured.
Hey, don't think about the stock slump, think about how he managed to fill it with hot air in the first place.
It's truly world class that he got so far without being found out
And remember the 40,000 DXC'ers he axed is on top of the 65,000 CSC'ers he chopped in the years before. Class leading corporate psychopath I reckon.
I'm just surprised he's not nearer the top of the rankings, the guy is a f****ing superstar.
The performance measurement factors used in this survey obviously did not take into account: morals, scruples, integrity, ethics, employee satisfaction or client advocacy because he doesn't give a sh-- about anybody but himself and his co-conspiring, sycophantic, executive golf buddies.
Looks like a paid review :-)
the ranking will go down next yr. Methodology is all about financial. Recent price drop not included. #31 in the world not bad. Enjoy while you are there. What am I saying? Your yearly compensation is all you need while the rest of us make it happen for you.
Who do you have to pay off to get on this list? What crock of Bull c-ap.
ML took DXC stock from $57.95 up to the 90's and now down to $62.00. He doesn't believe in merit or cost of living raises for his employee's, but its all well and good for himself and the other NEO's. And he has reduced the work force by over 40,000 hard working people.
I wouldn't trust anything by the Harvard Business Review after putting him on the lst
Reminds me of that song by Regurgitator "I s---ed a lot of c--- to get where I am"
What a crock of Bull. Yes he is a great CEO he took to stack from the 90s down to the 60s good job Mike