Check out this job at DXC Technology: https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/903199014
Anyone crazy or desperate...then apply for this job.
Just do not be suprised if made redundant within two years.
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company SINKS.. if you cannot type even DXC would not offer you a job. lol
18 months is better than unemployment for 18 months. THINK! A job with benefits that can pay for food, housing , education for your kid's while you look for something better. if your out of work why NOT take it for as long as it lasts.
Some people are so STUPID, I wont take that job because the company sinks, so what it money in your pocket and food for your family!
Kiss of death role - especially if it is UK Based. 18 months tops.
Ensuring SLA's are met is apparently not an essential (or non-essential) requirement of the role.
Communicating and maintaining regular client interaction is also not a requirement. If it was, it would be a stretch goal in DXC.
"Establishes and communicates goals and objectives, defines methodologies, tasks, and activities, and clearly describes roles and responsibilities for performing to personnel." - Since when has any DXC Director been able to do that!? Another stretch goal.
Wanted: someone with '15 or more years experience'. So what does "Experience working with past and present company business environment" mean? Is that code for 'must already be working for this company?' or does it mean that the ideal candidate must be able to support stream-driven traction infrastructure with drive cylinders operated by workhorses trotting on treadmills as well as Digital SaaS, PaaS, AaaS, IaaS, BAaaS and other fluffy things?
Languages required: Fluent ****ocks.
All graduates should apply for this bollucks role.
Surely they can fill the position with a modern apprentice!?