I'm a Sears Manager. With the demise of Sears approaching, I would like to know if anyone knows of any job openings that would provide me with a similar paycheck and work environment. I have several years experience walking 5-6 miles a day while carrying a clipboard and spreading ridiculous propaganda. I have colluded with numerous DMs and Regionals in getting rid of scores of seasoned employees and hiring people for minimum wage to take their place. I am very accomplished at threatening people with the loss of their employment if they refuse to do the work of 3 people. I am very fluent in corporate jargon. Thank you.
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Stop with the political garbage...
Still better than nObama.... A moldy ham sammich would be better than nObama or sHillary though. nObama did more to destroy this country than any else ever could.....
I do realize that this is a sarcastic post.
But I'll give the answer to a non-sarcastic post of this kind, since there are probably lurkers here who are worried about their futures...
Costco. Now. Quit your Sears job tomorrow, and take a Seasonal job at Costco. Work hard and smart, and then if you impress them, get kept on full-time after the season.
Problem solved.
Try the White House.