Thread regarding Thomson Reuters layoffs

Is this the new Hub?

We outsourced it to this place? Another management stroke of genius! So excited! Remember to pledge before you go!! #BeSociopathic #FasterThanTheSpeedOfLayoffs

Question. As Hub is quieter than an Eikon sales hotline, should I post here about how I just held an offsite using agile techniques combined with AI and advanced Pilates and have after much deep analysis successfully renamed my department? While keeping the same team of highly respected and industry-leading airmile chuggers?

Asking for a friend.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @OP+VELelG0
Comment! It's anonymous!

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As this is the New Hub , can I announce ‘World Networking Day’.

You need to ‘reach out ‘ and ‘touchbase’ With 5 complete strangers in other business areas.

Tell them who you are and let them ask why the F you are calling them like some 9 year old with access to parents phone.

We will run live web casts of the stalking via the hub.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1jtj+VELelG0

Hahahahhah love it!

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1jtg+VELelG0

[LIKE BUTTON]

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Post ID: @1epp+VELelG0

OMG where is the Like button???

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @ybq+VELelG0

Road to 2020 ..

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @qbg+VELelG0

If only hub points distinguished between useful content and meaningless drivel, then they could be used as the basis for layoffs.

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Post ID: @iim+VELelG0

65% of us to be let go in Geneva. This post has provided a welcome snort of laughter on a pretty effing grim day!

+1 genuine like

#BeSociopathic #GoRefinitivYourself

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Post ID: @cas+VELelG0

@VELelG0-aki - Great post and I totally agree with you.

I will share this with my team and anyone else I can think off.

PS Can I wash your car and lick it dry because I admire you so much ?

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Post ID: @urk+VELelG0

Too bad there are no badges to collect here.

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Post ID: @zll+VELelG0

Yep, we so much need a like button!

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Post ID: @ukr+VELelG0

thelayoff, we need a like button!

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Post ID: @lgz+VELelG0

Top Kek.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @nrs+VELelG0

The Hub is for posting about how excited you are, and kiss-a**ing on posts by people higher up the chain than you.

“Thanks for posting this”, “shared with xxxx team” etc. & extra cred points for using buzzwords especiallly if they’re meaningless management ones or if they’re a bit technical but you don’t actually know what they mean...

Here’s where you post what you really think.

But no Hub points...

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