Thread regarding Schlumberger Ltd. layoffs

Biggest Brown Nosers Competition (BBNC)

Rules:

  • No name dropping

  • Only hints or quotes (from hub, CNP, etc.) - nothing too obvious: part of the game is guesswork

  • Winner to be selected based on popular vote

Two entries (quotes) to get the game going:

BN#1 - "Thank you for believing in us!"

BN#2 - "Change is good!"

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“People are our main asset - but just this quarter we need extra focus on costs”, ie your job and career are dictated by an over ambitious quartly target. Good luck!

“I need the fine details on the big picture” eh so what do you want exactly?

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Post ID: @rtwy+Uw9LiDU

I'll look into that

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Post ID: @ojbo+Uw9LiDU

There is a serial whacker on the loose

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Post ID: @ewoc+Uw9LiDU

1 killed the game

"Everyday I shoot for the moon and I reach the stars" "I keep both lobes of my brain busy"

What a clown!

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Post ID: @7pwt+Uw9LiDU

During the Smith/Schlumberger merger (molesting) we kept hearing BEST OF THE BEST referring to the consolidation of the different benefits. This phrase was repeated as we lost our benefits one by one.

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Post ID: @4pzl+Uw9LiDU

Technology, People and Profits

We are the best and way ahead of the rest

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Post ID: @3aul+Uw9LiDU

Transform and perform the PK way

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Post ID: @3qpr+Uw9LiDU

Change that “t” in asset to an “s” and you have it right.

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Post ID: @1kpv+Uw9LiDU

Our people, men and women worldwide, are our main asset

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Post ID: @1fem+Uw9LiDU

BN#4 - 4 RIRs per month, you understand??? I say FOUR

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